Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the Queensland Olympics scheduled for 2032 include the sport of Jumping to Conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field, and has strong… Read More ›
Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey… Read More ›
Cricket Australia has today demanded that the Morrison Government bail out all Australian cricketers who lost money due to the cancellation of this year’s IPL tournament. ”Some of the boys have missed out on hundreds of thousands of dollars after… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has told all Australians that wish to be vaccinated to learn to throw a javelin and try and qualify for the Olympics in order to get a jab. ”Look, it’s simple – if you… Read More ›
The Australian Olympic Committee was celebrating last night after successfully getting workplace bullying included as a demonstration sport at the Tokyo Olympic Games. “No-one’s trained harder than us at their workplace bullying and we’ll be disappointed with anything less than… Read More ›
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