Former One Nation Senator and current village idiot Malcolm Roberts is reportedly livid at the National broadcaster after they asked him to remove his tin foil hat prior to his appearance on their Q&A program last night. “How dare the… Read More ›
One Nation
Pauline Hanson Returns To Library To Re-Borrow “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur”
With a full week of interviews ahead of her, One Nation’s chief conspiracy theorist Pauline Hanson has rushed to the Ipswich library to re-borrow her favourite reference book, “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur.” “I was caught on the hop… Read More ›
Psychiatric Assessment And 14 Day Cooling Off Period Introduced For People Wanting To Vote For One Nation
Australian authorities have introduced the world’s strictest anti-One Nation laws in response to recent massacres of basic human decency. “This country had a reckless situation where just anyone could wander in off the street and into a polling place and… Read More ›
We Won’t Let Psychopaths Get Control Of Guns Say Psychopaths Who Got Control Of Political Party
The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party. “Look we may be psychopaths… Read More ›
Disgusted One Nation Voters Begin Exodus To The Shooters Party
Following the overnight revelation that One Nation has allegedly been soliciting funds from the NRA in exchange for altering Australia’s gun laws, the parties voters have taken to social media to express their disgust at the party with most saying… Read More ›
Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night
The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›