Political grifters One Nation have announced the launch of their own exclusive brand of prison wine, with all funds going towards their supreme leader Pauline Hanson’s new pool cabana. ”Exciting times at One Nation HQ,” said a Party Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
Queensland Senator Malcolm Roberts has issued a press release denying the existence of daylight savings and calling on those supporting this ‘dangerous ideology’ to cease. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts spoke of his concerns, saying: “This is dangerous talk,… Read More ›
Independent Senator and the politician voted most likely to appear on SAS Australia Jacqui Lambie has warned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to give her and the other cross benchers more staff or she’ll give Treasurer Jim Chalmers a wedgie. ”Albo… Read More ›
As Australians we love our democracy and how it means we have a pool of twenty five million from whom to choose our best and brightest to be our leader. Sadly, the reality is we have more options when it… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a new reality show, Australia’s next top racist with the winner to be given Alan Jones’ spot on the network. ”Replacing Alan Jones is no easy task, it’s rare these days to… Read More ›
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›
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