Environment Minister Greg Hunt has approved the replacement of an unsightly and unhealthy farm with an open cut coal mine, significantly increasing the output of humanitarian coal in the region. The move has not been universally accepted with some bleeding… Read More ›
The Federal member for Sturt, Leader of the House, Minister for Education and all around happy chappy Christopher Pyne has today taken his bat and ball and gone home after a friendly game of cricket with his fellow politicians… Read More ›
Queensland voters currently in the middle of an election campaign have taken time out from having their babies kissed by politicians to report a missing person to the police. The missing person is said to go by the name of… Read More ›
Queensland MP and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer today announced he has finalised an agreement with the Discovery Channel to be eaten alive by a stegosaurus. The agreement comes after the Discovery Channel commissioned a similar program in which American documentary film maker… Read More ›
Leader of the Palmer United Party and dinosaur enthusiast Clive Palmer has today announced that Palmer United Party Senator Jacqui Lambie has been demoted from head class clown to deputy class clown. The move follows weeks of tension between Lambie and… Read More ›
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