Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has knocked off work early for the day in order to head to his favourite shop Bunnings in order to pick up a bigger broom and carpet in order to sweep any future scandals… Read More ›
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Michaelia Cash Promises A New Whiteboard For Every Court Room In Her New Role As Attorney General
Australia’s new acting Attorney General Michaelia Cash has promised to deliver a brand new white board to every court room in the country as part of her plan to make court rooms safer space for the accused. “Court rooms are… Read More ›
Federal Police Asked To Investigate Attorney General Christian Porter’s Disappearance
The Federal Police have been called in to investigate the disappearance of Attorney General Christian Porter who has not been seen or heard from since last Friday. ”At this stage we are treating this as a missing persons case,” said… Read More ›
Nation Not Really Surprised That Barnaby Joyce Thinks Sexual Assault Victims Should Keep Quiet
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has shocked no one with his comments that victims of sexual assault should keep quiet and leave the talking to their lawyers or superiors. ”I don’t want anyone to misconstrue my statements and… Read More ›
PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Employs A Focus Group To Workshop Reactions To Victims Of Rape
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses. ”The PM thought he was… Read More ›
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