The One Nation party (not as fun as it sounds) has called upon ABC TV news reporters and presenters to show their patriotism by wearing the Australian flag as a cape whislt on-air. The call comes following the maiden speech… Read More ›
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Majority Of Australians Should Be ‘Available As Food Source’, Says Peter Singer
Renowned Australian ethicist and vegan, Professor Peter Singer has declared it morally acceptable to eat the majority of Australian voters. Speaking from his office at Princeton University, the famed utilitarian philosopher, author of Animal Liberation and 27 other books, weighed… Read More ›
Senator Roberts Calls For Banning Clouds As They Could Harbour Terrorists
One Nation Senator and holder of Australia’s largest collection of tin foil hats Malcolm Roberts has demanded the government ban clouds in the sky as they could be used to harbour terrorists. Of his cloud concerns, Senator Roberts told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
Derryn Hinch Pissed About Being Accused Of Being Pissed
Senator and beard enthusiast Derryn Hinch has been revealed to be mightily pissed off about being accused of being pissed after an alleged night on the piss. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hinch spoke of his anger, saying: “How dare… Read More ›
Embarrased Pauline Hanson Admits To Self-Plagarisism
In an embarrassing admission after days of speculation, Senator Pauline Hanson has finally acknowledged that her maiden speech was accidentally plagiarised from her own earlier maiden speech delivered in 1996. “I guess I’ve done a Melania,” she said, adding she had… Read More ›
“People Always Roll Their Eyes When They Agree With Me” Says Hanson
Pauline Hanson has defended rolling her eyes during Malcolm Robert’s maiden speech saying it’s a gesture that thousands of people have done when listening in agreement to her. “For years and years whenever I’ve talked to anyone at a barbecue… Read More ›
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