Perennial election loser, Mark Latham, has blamed the low vote tally of his current party One Nation from the weekend’s NSW state election on the state’s low level of literacy. ”Bloody electoral commission! How dare they expect our voters to… Read More ›
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Man At Barbecue Able To Back Up His Claim That He Doesn’t Know Much About Politics
A man at a Connells Point barbecue who boldly stated that he doesn’t know much about politics before embarking upon a rant about what’s wrong with the state of the world has proven to be 100% correct. “I thought maybe… Read More ›
One Nation Launches Exclusive Line Of Premium Prison Wine
Political grifters One Nation have announced the launch of their own exclusive brand of prison wine, with all funds going towards their supreme leader Pauline Hanson’s new pool cabana. ”Exciting times at One Nation HQ,” said a Party Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Denies Existence Of Daylight Savings
Queensland Senator Malcolm Roberts has issued a press release denying the existence of daylight savings and calling on those supporting this ‘dangerous ideology’ to cease. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts spoke of his concerns, saying: “This is dangerous talk,… Read More ›
NRL Buckles To Pressure And Announces Bigot Pride Round
The NRL has this week announced that they have listened to all the online commentary and will hold a bigot pride round later in the year, with QLD Senator Pauline Hanson being named patron. ”We tried tolerance and a pride… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Christina Holgate That The Apology Is ”In The Mail”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out over her awarding Cartier watches as bonuses, saying that the apology is in the mail. ”The issue… Read More ›