The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›
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Australian Selectors To Rush Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh Into Side For Boxing Day Test
Following a dominant day one performance from the English batsmen the Australian selectors have announced that they will rush in former opening batsman and Father of Mitch and Sean, Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh into the team for the Boxing day test…. Read More ›
Orangutans Escape Perth Zoo To Join Ginger Pride Rally
Two escaped orangutans have been returned to their enclosure at the Perth Zoo after briefly breaking loose in hopes of making their way to the east coast in time to join next year’s Ginger Pride Rally. “They wanted to show… Read More ›
Hanson Shocked To Learn That Less Than 5% Of West Australians Identify As Racist Bigots
Following Saturday’s disastrous result in the Western Australian Election, One Nation’s leader Pauline Hanson has revealed her surprise that less than 5% of West Australians identify as racist bigots. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her shock, saying:… Read More ›
Aussie Teen Disgraced After Bali Police Clear Him Of Drug Possession
An embarrassed Aussie teen is desperately trying to save his reputation as a cool guy after being humiliatingly cleared of drug possession during a schoolies week trip to Bali. “That was so a massive bag of evil drugs that I… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 