Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to playing lots of tricks on apprentice members of parliament during their first day on the job after taking a slight lead in the polls. “I can’t wait to send one of the new guys… Read More ›
Peta Credlin
New Book Claims Peta Credlin Re-Gifted Flowers To Mrs Abbott, Virginity To Mr Abbott
A new book by a Canberra insider has revealed rumours that former prime ministerial chief of staff Peta Credlin re-gifted a bunch of flowers to Margie Abbott and her virginity to Tony Abbott. “Tony Abbott once said that virginity is… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Endorses Niki Savva’s Book As Proof He Excelled As Minister For Women
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has endorsed journalist Niki Savva’s new book, The Road To Ruin: How Tony Abbott and Peta Credlin Ruined Their own Government, as proof that the ex-prime minister’s time heading the women’s ministry was successful. A spokesperson… Read More ›
Liberal Backbencher Stunned To Learn Peta Credlin Is A Woman
A Liberal backbencher has told The (un) Australian, “off the record” that they were stunned to learn that the former Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister, Peta Credlin was a woman and not, as the name “Peta” indicated, a man…. Read More ›
Weekend (un) Australian: Spill Fashions On The Field: What Will Everyone Be Wearing?
With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow, fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›
Women Relieved To Find Out It’s All Their Fault
Women across Australia have expressed relief at the news that the person at the centre of the Prime Minister’s ‘knight-gate’ is indeed a woman. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin, has been held responsible for the knighting of… Read More ›
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