Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Lil’ Petey Dutton has jumped at the opportunity to sit on Santa Rup’s lap and ask him if for Christmas he could be Prime Minister. ”I do admit I would rather take my rightful… Read More ›
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Nation’s Boofheads Demand Albo Apologise For Linking Them To Dutton
Australia’s Boofheads have come out today to demand that the nation’s Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese apologise for linking them with Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton. ”We boofheads are pretty easy going blokes you know,” said a spokesperson… Read More ›
ScoMo Shocked To Learn That Australian’s Aren’t Big Fans Of Lying
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was shocked when he was told by one of his team of pollsters that the Australian public where not big fans of lying or liars. ”Yeah, the PM was a bit… Read More ›
PM Says The Un-Vacc’d Should Be Able To Grab A Coffee, Make A Noose & Vote For Him
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has today called upon those in charge of the country to allow greater freedoms for the un-vaccinated. The PM wants the un-vaccinated to be able to grab a coffee, rig up a noose and… Read More ›
Australia Needs A Dick Tata Declares News Corp
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
Dutton Condemns Sudanese Tradies For Melbourne Riots
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has emerged from his secret lair to condemn Sudanese Tradies over the ongoing riots in Melbourne. ”It is appalling that theses people are rioting in Melbourne at the moment,” said the Dark Lord. ”I have… Read More ›
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