Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has issued a press release to remind the Nation that he too as Minister for Home Affairs was involved in torturing kids in off shore detention centres. ”The Dark Lord is rather… Read More ›
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Dutton Says Vics Should Be Happy With Lockdown As It Keeps Them Safe From Sudanese Gangs
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has told Victorians that they should be happy with their lockdown being extended as it keeps them safe from Sudanese gangs. ”All we hear from Victoria is negativity, it’s time that they… Read More ›
Dutton Tells The Army Be Prepared To Invade Victoria
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has commanded his forces to gather on the NSW/Victorian border in preparation of invading the State and over throwing the Dan Andrews regime. ”The time has come for Australians to stand up… Read More ›
Dutton Bans Milk Arrowroot Biscuits Due To Their Sexually Suggestive Name And Shape
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has again acted to protect the sanctity of morning tea by banning the humble milk arrowroot biscuit due to it’s sexually suggestive name and shape. ”I want the men working under my command… Read More ›
Dutton calls for “Fairy Bread” to be renamed “Freedom Bread”
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that his department no longer serve “Fairy Bread” but instead rename it “Freedom Bread”. ”There will be no fairies in my department!” barked the Dark Lord. ”If anyone wants to… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Calls For The Immediate Banning Of Potato Peelers
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›
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