The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›
The Dutton family’s weekly Scrabble night was ruined this week after the family’s patriarch Peter launched an unsuccessful challenge against his Daughter. “Everything was going along swimmingly until Peter decided to challenge his daughter’s use of the word fewer,” said… Read More ›
The Australian people have let out a collective sigh of relief after news filtered through that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was defeated in battle by the Cronulla Shark Scott Morrison. “I tell you that was a relief,” said an… Read More ›
The Australian Army over night named former Prime Minister Tony Abbott it’s 2018 Sniper of the year, at the annual Army awards night. “We are witnessing a sniper that is truly at the top of his game,” said an Army… Read More ›
Opposition Leader and spokesperson for the King of Knives retail chain Bill Shorten has reached out to former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to offer him tips on how to properly knife a sitting Prime Minister. “Sitting back… Read More ›
Despite being in the middle of a leadership challenge former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has taken the time to celebrate Book Week by dressing up as his favourite character a Dick-tata. “One can not stress the importance… Read More ›
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