Following his ban on Ministers having sexual relationships with staffers the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has moved quickly to assure his Cabinet that they are still able to screw the general public. “I have full confidence in my Ministers to… Read More ›
Belegaured Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace Peter Dutton as Minister for Home Affairs in a soon to be announced cabinet reshuffle. “When you make a mistake like Barnaby has you can either take the fall and… Read More ›
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›
Wildlife experts have identified the eggs found in a Laurieton school sandpit as belonging to a Peter Dutton and have removed them to a safe place for hatching. “Peter Duttons slither in during the night and lay their eggs in… Read More ›
The country of New Zealand is in mourning today after the sudden death of Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s cat, Puddles. The nation’s First Cat was the victim of a hit and run car accident, with New Zealand police listing Australian… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull has been spotted staggering away from a Queanbeyan abattoir with a dripping sack of offal over his shoulder during his weekly visit to gather food for the Far Right that lives in his basement. “He’s obviously terrified of… Read More ›
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