Scientists from NASA today excitedly announced the discovery of something in space that is hopefully interesting enough to keep them funded for the next ten years. “The discovery of seven, yes you heard me right mate, seven new planets out… Read More ›
George Christensen broke down in tears in the parliament house playground yesterday after learning that his best mate Cory Bernardi would be moving away to a different, more conservative school. “We found George sitting on the monkey bars blubbering away… Read More ›
The amount of single mothers has risen sharply in Australia as thousands of women around the country started divorce proceedings from their own husbands in the hope of landing the hand of outstandingly hunky One Nation candidate David Archibald in… Read More ›
The US President will begin listening to what scientists have to say if they start dressing up in fancy costumes and behave more like professional wrestlers. “Science has a lot to learn from professional wrestling which is a byword for… Read More ›
Donald Trump has pulled America out of the TPP after discovering the letters stand for Trans Pacific Partnership and have nothing to do with the by products of drinking too much tea. “I was excited about the TPP when I… Read More ›
The people of New South Wales have reacted in shock to the decision of Premier Mike Baird to sell himself off to private investors in an effort to raise several billion dollars in revenue. “Mike Baird is an asset that… Read More ›
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