Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to playing lots of tricks on apprentice members of parliament during their first day on the job after taking a slight lead in the polls. “I can’t wait to send one of the new guys… Read More ›
Peter Green
Voters Discover They Can Direct Their Own Preferences
The entire first month of the election campaign has been revealed to be a total waste of time after Australian voters found out that they can choose for themselves where to direct their preferences. “You mean all this bollocks about… Read More ›
Robert Borsak Opens Pop-Up Pulled Elephant Burger Bar
NSW Shooters and Fishers MP Robert Borsak has added to the variety of street food available in Sydney by opening a pop-up pulled elephant burger stand in Newtown to share his love of eating the tasty pachyderms. “There’s nothing I… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Releases Video Showing He Was Raised By A Single Trade Union
Labor has responded to Malcolm Turnbull’s campaign video about being raised by a battling single father by filming their own showing how Bill Shorten was raised by a battling single trade union. “I was left on the doorstep of the… Read More ›
Orangutan Shot After America Falls Into Its Cage
The world watched in horror as zoo officials were forced to shoot dead a 200 pound orangutan after America accidentally fell into its cage. “We just couldn’t be sure what the beast intended to do with America once he had… Read More ›
Greg Hunt Assures UN That Australia’s Dodos Are Alive And Well
Greg Hunt has assured the United Nations that Australia’s dodo population are thriving and there is no need to place them on a list of endangered species. “Everything’s fine down here, we’ve got dodos up the wazoo,” said the Minister… Read More ›
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