Swimmer Grant Hackett has gotten over his disappointment at not recording an Olympic qualifying public embarrassment during the Australian trials by recording a PB during a flight from Adelaide to Melbourne. “I was really hoping to cause a big enough… Read More ›
“I had no idea who I was supposed to be hysterically hating and completely lost touch with the antics of the world’s kittens,” said Ramsgate dental receptionist Emily Retweet. “Worst of all for part of the time I was at… Read More ›
Australian printer owners have welcomed the announcement of a royal commission into the high cost of printer toner. “I had to get a bank loan to cover the cost of printing off five copies of a picture I made of… Read More ›
Following a poor summer of test cricket and declining ratings for renovation based reality shows Channel Nine has announced that its kidnapping department is the only sector of the company that has turned a profit in 2106. “The only thing… Read More ›
Tensions are running high in a local shopping mall after two people who appear to be a couple were found occupying seats that are meant to be used by single people eating alone in the food court. “We’re already relegated… Read More ›
The Great Barrier Reef has officially been re-named the Crappy Barrier Reef after the worst coral bleaching event on record has left the formerly colourful natural wonder looking whiter than the cast of Home and Away. “This is going to be… Read More ›
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