The re-release of Adolph Hitler’s original manifesto Mein Kampf as an adult colouring book has been described as a publishing master stroke after the book rushed to the top of best seller lists in Germany. “We believe it was always… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Turns Into Newt
Australian Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton has mysteriously turned into a newt just days after accidentally sending a journalist a text describing her as a mad witch. “We can confirm that Mr Dutton was suddenly and inexplicably… Read More ›
Chris Gayle Sues, Puts Hard Word On Fairfax Journalist
Besieged big bash cricketer and ladies man Chris Gayle yesterday started legal action and put his best moves on a Fairfax journalist who wrote a story claiming the Jamaican batsman had exposed himself in a dressing room. “My story will… Read More ›
NASA On Verge Of Discovering Where The Moon Goes In The Daytime
US space agency NASA is confident that within the next ten years they will have solved the problem of what happens to the Moon during the day. “It’s one of the enduring mysteries of the universe and pretty soon we’ll… Read More ›
Sherbert’s ‘Howzat’ Referred To Third Umpire
Australian band Sherbert’s 1976 appeal for a catch has been sent to the third umpire after on field officials could not decide if the batsmen was guilty of messing about. “Please check hotspot to for any evidence that the striker… Read More ›
Tourism NSW Launches Campaign To Attract Visiting Muggers To Sydney’s Laneways
Tourism NSW has launched an advertising campaign aimed at attracting more interstate muggers to holiday in Sydney and make use of its dark and dingy laneways. “Sydney’s laneways offer secluded places to lurk and prey upon unsuspecting passersby,” said tourist… Read More ›