Republican Party presidential front runner Donald Trump has announced plans to deport millions of opossums back to Ireland in a move sure to be popular with his growing base of anti-immigrant supporters. “These O’Possums illegally entered the country during the… Read More ›
A controversial zoo in Denmark is once again the focus of criticism after euthanising and dissecting an unwanted zookeeper in front of a crowd of hundreds of children. “Zoos commonly put down excess staff so we just wanted this to… Read More ›
Grassroots political movement Reclaim Australia has fired its dentist after venturing outside on the weekend and getting a good look at what the rest of the country’s teeth look like. In a press release tattooed onto the neck of one… Read More ›
A top secret report commissioned by the ASX has found that executives from Australia’s top 100 companies are spending more than 200 million work hours per annum playing with shiny metal desk toys when they should be busy running their… Read More ›
Keepers at the Melbourne Zoo say that the recently arrived pair of endangered Andrew Bolts are settling well into their new enclosure. “We’ve given them some photos of Jeremy Corbyn to play with and this has helped distract them from… Read More ›
A soulless algorithm determining what ads are best suited to him based upon his Facebook profile has managed to inform a Kirrawee man that he is turning into a complete and utter wanker, something his closest friends have been too… Read More ›
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