The peak Australian employers body is appealing to the Fair Work Commission to instigate a system where workers pay employers for the privilege of working for them. “We provide a roof over their heads on rainy days, furniture for them… Read More ›
Peter Green
Dyson Heydon Delighted To Be Informed About Invention Of The Horseless Carriage
Trade union royal commissioner Dyson Heydon said that while the horseless carriage would be a very handy device for transporting him to and from the TURC, he would continue to travel to work on his pony trap for the time… Read More ›
Winky Winky Emoticon Added To All Anti-Gambling Warnings
The NSW Gaming Authority has allowed the addition of the “winky winky” emoticon to the end of all anti gambling warning signs to bring them more into line with the intentions of the gambling industry. “I always cross my fingers… Read More ›
Machines Show Humans Who’s Boss By Running Down Fastest Man On Earth Usain Bolt
The machines have sent humanity a chilling warning that they are now in charge after a segway chased and mowed down the world’s fastest man Usain Bolt. “How pitiful a species you are if your finest runner can’t even get… Read More ›
Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
New Study Shows E-heroin A Much Healthier Alternative To Traditional Heroin
Medical authorities are treating with caution new scientific studies showing that electronic heroin syringes are 95% less dangerous than regular pointy metal syringes. “This would be wonderful news for smackies who want to get wasted in venues that have traditionally… Read More ›
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