Potential members for the West Australian seat of Canning have begun campaigning furiously for the honour of occupying the seat for the final sputtering days of the current government. “I don’t think I’ll even bother buying plane tickets to Canberra… Read More ›
An Australian Federal Police investigation into the shadowy “dark web” has found that the underground internet is being used mostly by anonymous users to share files of Justin Bieber albums. “We were expecting to find that it was being used… Read More ›
Daily Telegraph editor Colin Sludge is one of many News Corp editors left with no idea what to put on the front page of their newspapers now the company’s initial four week trial download of Photoshop has expired. “I was… Read More ›
Members of Australia’s federal parliament are keen for a conscience vote on marriage equality to take place as soon as possible so they can go back to voting without having to consult any kind of moral compass. “It’s hard work… Read More ›
Actor Joaquin Phoenix has admitted that the bumbling Aussie prime minister “Tony Abbott” is a character he has been filming on the sly as the subject of the long awaited follow up to his 2010 mockumentary “I’m Still Here”, to… Read More ›
Chips and lollies will remain banned from prison tuck shops in a move designed to encourage healthier eating habits among some of the state’s most notorious criminals. “Our prisoners are among the most obese in the world and need to… Read More ›
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