The almighty supreme being God has seen fit to punish the Australian population for even considering the issue of gay marriage by smiting the country with a plague of Eric Abetzes. “Take that you heathens”, said God as he rained… Read More ›
Peter Green
Treasurer For Sail
Treasurer Joe Hockey likes sail boats far more than any other types of boat, especially those paddle boats with the massive oversized wheels out the front. “I think steam powered boats smell funny and boats with outboard motors make far… Read More ›
Mafia Moves Quickly To Distance Itself From Liberal Party
Leading figures from the Italian mafia have spoken out to quash allegations raised in last Monday night’s episode of Four Corners that they have ever had any dealings with the Liberal Party. “We’re an honourable institution of thieves, extortionists and… Read More ›
Rebel Farmer Vows To Continue Selling Unpasteurised Cyanide
Despite concerns that it may harbour unhealthy bacteria a Tasmanian farmer will continue to defy the law and sell unpasteurised cyanide to his growing band of customers. “Nothing tastes better than a nice mug of almondy cyanide fresh from the… Read More ›
ISIS Leaders Split Over Whether To Strip Terror Victims Of Citizenship
Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has expressed dismay that details of a heated cabinet meeting in the terror organisation has been leaked to the press. “I would have thought it was pretty obvious that every innocent member of the… Read More ›
Abbott Says Popes Are Visually Awful And Bad For Your Health
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has declared that popes are unsightly and make way too much noise, in response to the encyclical on climate change released by Pope Francis. “I recently cycled past a pope and found the big gold cross… Read More ›
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