With the closure of Revesby takeaway chicken shop Clucky Country, the Australian Chamber of Commerce has confirmed that every small shop in the country is now devoted to supplying Thai massages. “I though that there might be enough of a… Read More ›
Peter Green
Government Denies Offering Money To People Smuggling Scandal To Make It Go Away
The Australian government has refused to comment on allegations that it gave the people smuggling scandal a sum of $30,000 to turn around and stop being an issue. “We can neither confirm or deny any details about operations of the… Read More ›
Nation’s Wankers Decide Topics Of This Year’s Dinner Party Conversations
“My solo motorbike ride through Tajikistan” and “Why I don’t watch Game of Thrones anymore” have emerged as the big winners as topics to be introduced as dinner party conversation as Australia’s wankers held their annual conference. “I am really… Read More ›
Chinese Investors Blamed For Property Bubble In The South China Sea
Chinese investors have snapped up at auction all the newly available blocks of land recently created in the South China Sea, driving out poorer Vietnamese, Phillipino, Malaysian and Bruneian first homebuyers hoping to get a foothold in the overheated Spratly… Read More ›
Overweight Dinosaur Found Preserved In Mud Cake
Russian palaeontologists have announced the discovery of a complete fossil of an obese dinosaur in Siberian mud cake deposits. “We theorise that the Boombahsaurus has become bogged down in the mud cake while feeding and then been covered over by… Read More ›
Ireland Votes Yes To Allowing Straight Couples To Enjoy Eurovision
An historic referendum has resulted in a resounding yes to allow heterosexual Irish couples to watch and enjoy the Eurovision Song Contest. “It’s great to finally have our rights to get feverishly obsessed with high camp recognised alongside those of… Read More ›
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