Despite surviving a spill vote this morning, Tony Abbott has fallen to record lows as preferred Prime Minister in the Galaxy, Morgan and all-important Rupert Murdoch polls. “Tony has fallen 100% in the poll of Rupert Murdochs as the preferred… Read More ›
The ISIS tourism minister has complained that images of a bare stony desert that feature as the backdrop of the groups beheading videos is discouraging potential holiday makers from including The Caliphate in their vacation plans. “These videos have an… Read More ›
Qatar has been crowned champion football team of Asia after FIFA president Sepp Blatter declared them the surprise winners of Saturday night’s Asian Cup Final at the ANZ stadium. “Football is about more than just scoring more goals in the… Read More ›
The prime minister’s chief of staff Peta Credlin has responded to naturalised American Rupert Murdoch’s tweet that she should do her “patriotic duty” and resign by tweeting that he should go bake an apple pie and start gathering his fireworks… Read More ›
Interpol has announced that every terrorist and potential terrorist is now in custody after a series of raids world wide targeting anyone who waves one finger in the air while making a point. “We realised that we were getting nowhere… Read More ›
The NSW branch of the ALP is in crisis only weeks before the state election due to a lack of the required number of faceless party hacks to fill all the available positions on the ballot papers. “Mate, we could… Read More ›
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