The Australian Open tennis tournament has been scandalised after a former player revealed that many high profile tantrums have been fixed by gangsters. “It’s an open secret that certain players will bung on a dummy spit to take advantage of… Read More ›
That leathery old bloke in speedos who’s always strutting around at the beach wants you to take a shot at guessing how old he is. “How old do you reckon I am?” asked wrinkly beachgoer Bert Vovo as he puffed… Read More ›
Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›
Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking. “I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop… Read More ›
Scott Morrison’s next door neighbour has once again been creeped out by the sight of the Prime Minister obsessively watching him over the side fence and taking notes on all his activities. “It’s like the guy has no idea how… Read More ›
Millions of Sydney residents braved lockdown restrictions yesterday to lumber down to their favourite café to pick up a cup of coffee, still blissfully unaware that something called “instant coffee” was invented decades ago. “I’ve had to mill around in… Read More ›
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