A disappointed Sydney man has vowed to try harder and put more effort into his training after being dropped to reserve grade by his life coach. “I’ve really tried to do more with my life other than sit around all… Read More ›
Peter Green
Monkey Wins Copyright Of Selfie
A court has awarded Donald, a New York City monkey, full copyright to a selfie that he accidentally snapped in a landmark animal rights decision. “I handed my camera to Donald when he became interested in how shiny it was,”… Read More ›
Forlorn Sam Dastyari Waits At Cheviot Beach For Chinese Submarine
Friends of Sam Dastyari report that the Labor Senator has been standing on the shores of Cheviot Beach with a suitcase in hand awaiting the arrival of a Chinese submarine for the past two weeks. “Sam has been up to… Read More ›
Missing Microchipped Company Employee Found Safe At Dog Pound
A recently microchipped employee of an American company has been found safe and well at the local dog pound after going missing for nearly a week. “We’d been worried sick that we’d never see Trent again after some idiot left… Read More ›
Singleton Truck Driver Gets Job With Linfox
The truck driver who stole a B-double truck before setting it on fire and ramming it into the town of Singleton has been given a job as a driving instructor by Linfox. “We’ve been looking for the right person to… Read More ›
Bushfires Keep Us Warm Says Tony Abbott
Intensely out of control summer bushfires raging through the countryside have the added benefit of keeping us warm, said Warringah backbencher Tony Abbott in a speech to the Global Warming Is A Hoot Foundation in London. “There’s nothing better than… Read More ›
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