Unemployable former PM, Scotty from marketing, has suffered another setback after being turned down for a job with Engadine Maccas. This comes hot on the heels of bad guy consulting company PWC also turning Scotty down for a job, saying… Read More ›
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Dutton Tells Albo To Think Of The Negative Gearers
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to show some respect and think of the negative gearers before making any changes to superannuation. ”This Government needs to start listening to those who have… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Who He Should Invoice For Yesterdays Royal Commission Gig
Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›
”Miss Me Yet?” ScoMo Asks Australia
Former Minister for health/innovation/finance/industry and occasional part time PM Scott Morrison has used Budget night to ask the country if they miss him yet. ”It’s been awhile since the election and I thought maybe the people of Australia might be… Read More ›
ScoMo Refuses To Comment On Whether Or Not He’s Still Secret PM
Australia’s former Finance, Health and Resources Minister Scott Morrison has refused to comment on whether or not he has been secretly sworn in as Prime Minister. ”Look, I won’t be commentating at this time but let’s just say my days… Read More ›
ScoMo & His Creepy Mate Invite Newly Single Rupert To A Boys Weekend In Manilla
Former PM Scott Morrison and his creepy mate George Christensen have reached out to their newly single mate, Rupert Murdoch to invite him away to a boys weekend in the Philippino capital of Manilla. ”Scott and I’s boys weekends tend… Read More ›
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