Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that if they give him the Prime Ministership he will not wash anyone’s hair, however, he will not promise to stop strangling people’s puppies. ”The Dark Lord has… Read More ›
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PM Tipped To Replace Lyon In 5th Test As He’s A Superior Spinner
The Australian Cricket team is poised to pull a selection stunner by naming Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the team replacing Nathan Lyon, after Selectors saw the PM demonstrate his mastery of spin at his latest press conference. ”Did… Read More ›
Lil’ Petey Dutton Sits On Santa Rup’s Lap And Asks To Be PM For Xmas
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Lil’ Petey Dutton has jumped at the opportunity to sit on Santa Rup’s lap and ask him if for Christmas he could be Prime Minister. ”I do admit I would rather take my rightful… Read More ›
Perrottet Tells The State To Turn Christmas Into A Covid Party
NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has encouraged the people of NSW to turn their Christmas celebrations into a Covid party, in an effort to get the whole State used to living with the disease. ”Covid’s here and we need to start… Read More ›
PM Assures Blind Trusts That New Social Media Laws Won’t Apply To Them
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has moved quickly to assure Australia’s secretive Blind Trusts that the new social media rules demanding people put their names to comments will not apply to them. ”Social media is a… Read More ›
ScoMo Demands To Know Where Albo Was In 1963 When JFK Was Shot
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has gone on the attack today condemning the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese for not declaring where he was in 1963 at the time American President JFK was killed. ”Albo likes to take shots at… Read More ›