Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has today called upon those in charge of the country to allow greater freedoms for the un-vaccinated. The PM wants the un-vaccinated to be able to grab a coffee, rig up a noose and… Read More ›
Politics
ScoMo Tells Cabinet “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s PM Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has responded to accusations that he is a liar by declaring that “It is not a lie, if you believe it.” ”Scotty is convinced that he’s not a liar,” said a Government insider. ”At first,… Read More ›
Victoria Facing A Massive Outbreak Of Schadenfreude
The State of Victoria is facing a massive outbreak of schadenfreude. The outbreak occurred in the same week that the state of NSW had an explosion of Covid cases with near lockdown restrictions enforced. ”To the people of NSW I… Read More ›
ScoMo Says No Need To Open Up The Borders As He’s Already Been To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has stated that there is no need to open up Australia’s borders as he and the family have already visited Hawaii. ”We will eventually open up the borders again,” said the PM…. Read More ›
Slats To Replace Albo As Opposition Leader So Albo Can Focus On His DJing
The Labor party is tipped to announce later this week that former Test cricketer turned Commentator Michael Slater will replace Anthony Albanese as Opposition leader as Albo looks to go back and focus on his Djing. ”Albo’s heart has never… Read More ›
ScoMo Denies Being Racist As He Loves To Cook Up A Curry
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has denied claims that he and his Government were racist towards Indian people by telling everyone how much he loves to cook up a curry and some ScoMosas. ”It’s easy these days to throw… Read More ›
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