Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked the people of Australia to avoid going into McDonald’s and instead use the drive thru, in an effort to help stop the spread of Corona. “We need to get on the front foot… Read More ›
Politics
“Government Should Stimulate The Economy By Increasing Family Benefits,” Says Barnaby Joyce
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce took some time out from collecting discarded cans to tell the Government that the best way to stimulate the economy is by increasing the family benefit payments. “Look if there’s one thing I know… Read More ›
Treasurer Urges Struggling Retailers To Diversify And Consider Stocking Toilet Paper
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has called upon struggling retailers to review their businesses and consider diversifying into more in demand products like hand sanitiser or toilet paper. “I empathise with any businesses currently doing it tough, I really do,” said Treasurer… Read More ›
Joyce Ramps Up His Protest Against The Bonk Ban By Interrupting Other Politicians Press Conferences
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has ramped up his protest against the Government’s so-called ‘Bonk Ban’ by pledging to disrupt other politicians at their place of work until the ban is over turned. Mr Joyce… Read More ›
Failed Politician To Try His Hand At Failing As A Journalist
Failed politician Cory Bernardi has announced his intentions to try his hand at failing in a new career as a journalist. With the unpopular former MP signing on to work with niche media outlet Sky News. “My voice needs to… Read More ›
ScoMo Worries Rain In Sydney Could Lead To Floods And Books A Hawaiian Vacation Just In Case
Prime Minister ScoMo has told his advisers that he worries that the rains in Sydney could lead to flooding and has drawn up the contingency plan to fly his family and himself to Hawaii should the floodwaters reach the front… Read More ›
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