The Greens today announced a reshuffle of their federal members portfolios, following former leader Christine Milne’s resignation. Adam Bandt, the Greens only lower house, was promoted to Treasury spokesperson, whilst his fellow Green, Senator Sarah Hanson-Young, lost her portfolio as spokesperson… Read More ›
Politics
“18 Year-Old Burqa Wearing Alcoholic Abortionists Public Enemy Number 1”: Fred Nile
Politician, selfie-enthusiast and beret wearer Fred Nile has declared this week that 18-year-old burqa wearing alcoholic abortionists are public enemy number one in the state of New South Wales and has called on the Government to legislate accordingly. Nile currently holds… Read More ›
Sacking Journalist For Fact-Based Personal Opinions ‘No Biggie’, Says Human Rights Commissioner
Human Rights Commissioner, Tim Wilson, a long-time advocate and defender of freedom of the right sort of speech for all the right sort of people, has said he sees no problem with SBS sacking long-serving sports reporter, Scott McIntyre for… Read More ›
Woman Stuns World With Facebook Appeal For Peace
Michelle Windsor, a 43-year-old mother-of-two from Marrickville, has stunned world leaders with a powerful yet simple Facebook status that read: “Stop it! Seriously! Enough is enough! Just grow up and act like adults and STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!’” Windsor clarified… Read More ›
Nick Xenophon Castigates Greens Over Sausage Sizzle Ban
In an unnecessarily lengthy interview with The (un)Australian, South Australian Senator, Nick Xenophon has attacked The Australian Greens for diverting attention from him with their recent call to ban election day sausage sizzles at polling booths. Dressed as a cowboy,… Read More ›
Liberal Party Pay Tribute To Malcolm Fraser By Renaming Villawood Detention Centre
The Australian Liberal Party has today announced that they plan to pay tribute to former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser who died unexpectedly at the age of 84 overnight by renaming the Villawood Detention Centre, The Malcolm Fraser Processing Centre. Former… Read More ›