Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›
The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party. “Look we may be psychopaths… Read More ›
Recent research of One Nation social media accounts has found that 97% of comments from their supporters contain either spelling or grammatical errors. The study found that most One Nation supporters don’t know “their shit”, or that they are shit… Read More ›
Founder of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party Pauline Hanson has strongly condemned the idea that she has personally f**ked her entire party, following the continual turn over of elected One Nation candidates. “How dare you or anyone accuse me of… Read More ›
Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has revealed to acquaintances his frustration at being overlooked for an Oscar nomination for that time that he smiled in public. “Peter is very frustrated as it took a lot of time and… Read More ›
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