Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was shocked when he was told by one of his team of pollsters that the Australian public where not big fans of lying or liars. ”Yeah, the PM was a bit… Read More ›
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ScoMo Denies Being A Liar Saying “My Pants Aren’t Even On Fire”
Australian PM (#LibSpillPending) Scott Morrison has denied claims that he is a liar, telling those around him that he can’t be a liar as his pants aren’t on fire. ”It’s all well and good for people to throw around slurs… Read More ›
‘Labor Will Win On Its Policies’ — New Bill Shorten Zinger Hailed As ‘Best One Yet’
Labor leader Bill Shorten has done it again. The Opposition leader has brushed aside new poor poll results with one his famous one-line “zingers”, insisting “Labor can win on the next election its policies”. A Labor insider told The (un)Australian… Read More ›
New Poll Shows Everybody Is More Popular Than Tony Abbott
According to the latest (un)Australian poll, everybody else in the world is now more popular than Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Communications minister Malcolm Turnbull has cemented his lead over Abbott as the most popular choice as prime minister across all major… Read More ›
Australian Government Lists Roy Morgan Research As A Terror Group
The Australian government has today listed Roy Morgan Research and a number of other polling agencies as terror organisations. The government warning citizens not to access their polls as they promote divisiveness and fear, particularly among government backbenchers. A government… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 