Panicked Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has realised too late that he left his favourite prop of choice, a lump of coal in a taxi and was unable to use it whilst giving his speech to the United Nations. “Scott… Read More ›
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PM Calls On TV Networks To Create An Aussie SNL So He Too Can Be Outraged
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on Australian TV networks to create a local version of the long running American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live (SNL) so that he and his Government can be outraged by it. “I want… Read More ›
Imran Khan Elected President After Winning Majority Of Reverse Swinging Voters
Former test cricket captain Imran Khan has been elected President of Pakistan after winning the support of a majority of the reverse swinging voters. “Imran polled well at the start of the day with traditional swinging voters when the ballot… Read More ›
Oprah Gives Away 500 Great Again Americas To Audience
The entire audience of a special taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show has gone insanely wild after opening a tiny box and finding the keys to a great again America inside. “You get a great again America, you get a… Read More ›
America Gets Cracking On Building Wall Now That Trump Is Out Of The Country
America has taken advantage of Donald Trump’s first overseas trip to greatly accelerate construction of its protective border wall, hoping to have it finished in time to prevent the President’s return to the country. “I’d never really seen the value… Read More ›
Donald Trump Bans ‘Small Hands Across America’ Fundraising Initiative
President Trump fresh off drawing up plans to invade Poland has signed a Presidential decree banning any planned ‘hands across America’ fundraising initiatives being held during the term of his Presidency. The American President spoke the The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
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