Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has condemned the ABC after they refused to consider his application to become the third banana in pajamas, B3 in the networks planned live action reboot of the series. “The ABC has some hide in… Read More ›
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Abbott Tips Sir Prince Philip To Be Named As Australian Of The Year
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tipped Sir Prince Philip to be named as Australian of the year when the honour is announced later in the week on Australia day eve. “I think there is no better nominee than Sir… Read More ›
Princess Anne Adds New Baby To List Of People She Needs Kill To Gain Throne
The news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child has sent Princess Anne into a fit of rage and forced her to add another name to her list of people she needs to have murdered before… Read More ›
Prince Harry Crowned As Head Royal Racist After Prince Philip Abdicates
Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Pledges To Knight Australia’s AAA Credit Rating Should He Become PM
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott took a break from not commenting on the election result today to comment on the election result by saying that, in the event that should something happen to Malcolm Turnbull -say he were to… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister For Women To Be Mentored By Prince Philip
Australia’s Minister for Women who also happens to be Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, has declared that he is struggling with the role and will seek a mentorship from Prince Philip. The Prince, who recently made the news after asking a… Read More ›
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