Nationals back bencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government, of which he is a part of, to work harder to make sure that more women are working under him. ”I have been reflecting… Read More ›
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Christian Porter Tipped To Be Named The Next Bachelor
Australia’s Attorney General (for now) Christian Porter is currently in talks with network 10 to star as the Bachelor in the next season of the top rating show. ”We are always on the look out for fresh meat so to… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hires Former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz As The Government’s Moral Compass
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass. ”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a… Read More ›
Joyce Demands ScoMo Overturn The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Piss On The Floor Of Parliament
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has demanded the Prime Minister overturn the so-called bonk Ban, a policy which forbids parliamentary liaisons between politicians and their staffers otherwise he will piss on the floor of parliament…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Offers To Build Donald Trump A Cubby House
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has offered his condolences to outgoing President Donald Trump and offered to build him a cubby house as a parting gift. ”It is hard when you lose an election, or so I’ve been told,”… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares That The Federal Integrity Commission Will Be Armed With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has let it be known that his Government’s proposed federal integrity commission will be armed with the warmest of lettuce and they will not be afraid to use it. ”My Government takes corruption very… Read More ›
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