Australia’s most prominent racist One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has moved on from kicking foreigners to attacking the unemployed following Australia’s decision to close it’s borders due to the Covid-19 crisis. “My political career hangs on me attacking somebody,” said… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has gone from being skeptical of the Government’s covid-19 tracking app to becoming a convert after discovering Tinder. “I’ve never been a fan of the Government being a big… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has spoken of his surprise after finding a million dollar Townsville property down the back of the couch. Promising that he will list the property on the parliamentary register next time that… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has talked of temporarily lifting social distancing restrictions to allow Australians to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s voyage to Australia. “We have done pretty well by social distancing, the curve is flattened so… Read More ›
The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›
Australians with a pre-tax income of less than $100k per year have been ordered by the Government to download the Covid-19 tracking app. ”It is important that we get the economy going again and to do that we will need… Read More ›
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