Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›
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ScoMo Worries Rain In Sydney Could Lead To Floods And Books A Hawaiian Vacation Just In Case
Prime Minister ScoMo has told his advisers that he worries that the rains in Sydney could lead to flooding and has drawn up the contingency plan to fly his family and himself to Hawaii should the floodwaters reach the front… Read More ›
Joyce In Talks To Star In New Reality Series ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress’
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to… Read More ›
Dutton, Cormann And Joyce Call For Increased Funding To Primary School Maths
Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
Rooter To Replace Rorter In Scotty From Marketing’s Cabinet
The Nation’s most prominent rooter, Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace the Nation’s pre-eminent rorter, Bridget McKenzie in Scotty from Marketing’s Cabinet. With the position of Minister Affairs tipped for Barnaby. “There’s been a lot of water under the bridge… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Orders New Casting Couch In Preparation For A Return As Leader
Former special envoy for the drought and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has been seen out and about in down town Armidale,shopping for a new casting couch for his office, in preparation for his expected return as Leader of the… Read More ›
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