Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, has fled to Hawaii after ‘sacking’ disgraced Coalition MP, and gun nut, Bridget McKenzie. Morrison was forced to remove McKenzie after some less than scrupulous awarding of sporting grants, including one to her own Wangaratta… Read More ›
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Hanson Calls For Sanctions To Be Placed On Mexico In Retaliation For The Corona Virus
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at Mexico and called for the United Nations to place sanctions on the country following the outbreak of the Corona virus. “How dare these Mexicans infect the World with their Corona virus,”… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Pledges To Start Fracking Engadine Maccas
Following his address to the National Press Club in which he announced the Government’s plan to frack Australia great again, the Prime Minister has announced the location of the countries first full scale frack, Engadine Maccas. “My Government is committed… Read More ›
Liberal Party To Launch New Product: Scotty 2.0
The Liberal party has announced that they plan to launch their new product the ‘Scotty 2.0’ at the National Press Club this week. With hopes that the Scotty 2.0 can, if not win them the next election at least stave… Read More ›
Plibersek Proposes Issuing All Teenagers With An Australian Flag Cape
Labor’s Tanya Plibersek has followed up her call for all School Children to pledge allegiance to Australia with plans for Labor, should they win the next election, to provide every Australian teenager with an Australian flag cape. “Labor has looked… Read More ›
Bookies Install George Pell As Unbackable Favourite To Be Named 2021 Australian Of The Year
Australian Bookmakers have released the odds for next year’s Australian of the year award with almost all of them installing currently imprisoned Cardinal, George Pell as an unbackable favourite to win the award. “It may sound like a long shot… Read More ›