Pauline Hanson has taken time out from her new hobby of sliding down famous Australian landmarks to demand that the Prime Minister do something for the farmers like nuking the drought. “It’s about time this Government did something for the… Read More ›
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Human Excrement Levels Atop Uluru At Dangerously Toxic Levels
Experts have warned that the level of human excrement on the sacred site of Uluru is reaching potentially toxic levels. The warning comes after human excrement was filmed sliding down the side of the monolith by a camera crew from A… Read More ›
Bolt Feels For The Children Yet To Be Touched By Pell
George Pell’s number one cheer leader convicted racist Andrew Bolt has spoken of how he feels that the Cardinal’s jailing will effect so many, particularly the children that Pell has yet to touch. “This is a tragedy for Australia’s youth… Read More ›
Jones Asks Bosses If It’s Just Women He’s No Longer Allowed To Threaten
New South Wales’ unofficial Premier radio host Alan Jones has asked his bosses if it’s just women that he is no longer allowed to threaten and whether or not abusing minority groups is still on the table. The query comes… Read More ›
Hanson Orders Ashby To Hit Up The National Milk Crate Association For Some Cash
One Nation’s dear leader Pauline Hanson has ordered her adviser James Ashby to seek out the National Milk Crate Association (NMCA) and see if they have any cash they could donate to the party. “When Pauline saw the horrific events… Read More ›
NSW Government To Fast track Building Of Giant Milk Crate Sculpture In Sydney
The NSW Government has announced that not only is it taking it’s plan to build a giant milk crate sculpture off of the scrap heap but it will now fast track the construction with an aim for the sculpture to… Read More ›