The Australian dairy industry has passionately pleaded with protesters to go with milkshakes instead of eggs when they protest UK Right wing ‘voice’ Nigel Farage’s visit to Australia next week. “This is not a political thing for us we just… Read More ›
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Hanson Blames Childhood Obesity On A Lack Of Guns In Schools
Australia’s leading bigot Pauline Hanson has used her latest paid appearance on Channel 9’s The Today Show to blame the current rising levels of childhood obesity on Australia’s gun laws. “Kids today feel safe going to school and as a result… Read More ›
Joyce Argues That A Sperm Becomes A Human The First Time It’s Dad Sees His Staffer Across The Room
Little Aussie battler and current member of Parliament Barnaby Joyce has entered into New South Wales’ abortion debate declaring that in his eyes a sperm becomes a human the minute it’s owner sees their staffer from across the room. “In… Read More ›
Balinese Economy Says Thank You Josh Frydenburg For The Tax Cut Fuelled Boost To The Economy
The Balinese economy has sent a big thank you to Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenburg for the tax cuts that the Treasurer implemented following this year’s budget. The tax cuts has meant that a higher than usual number of Australian’s have… Read More ›
Albo Announces Australia Wide DJ Tour In An Effort To Boost His Popularity
Opposition leader Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has reacted to the latest Newspoll by announcing that he will embark on a Nationwide DJ tour in an effort to boost his sagging popularity. “We’ve seen the polls and to be fair it is… Read More ›
Known Racist Fails In Attempt To Get Entire Country To Vote On Whether Or Not To Be More Racist
Known racist Pauline Hanson and her sidekick lil’ Malcolm Roberts have failed in their attempt to get the entire country to vote in a plebiscite on whether or not we should be more racist by cutting our levels of immigration…. Read More ›