Channel 10 has announced that the next season of The Bachelor starring former Wallaby Nick Cummins aka ‘The Honey Badger’ will feature former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as a contestant seeking to win over Nick’s heart. “I have books to… Read More ›
Weatherboard And Iron: An Excerpt I remember seeing her walk across the office and I thought, gee I wouldn’t mind having a crack at that. Later in the copy room after a swig or 3 of Dutch courage I managed… Read More ›
Sky news has gone on the offensive to defend it’s new Sunday night talk show Hitler & Friends, calling critics of the shows, ‘Inner-city, latte sipping Leftie elitists.’ “Look you Lefties only want to hear people who echo your own… Read More ›
A thrifty psychopathic Woolworths shopper with a pathological hatred of dolphins believes that a 15 cent plastic bag that he has found is the bargain of a lifetime. “The last time I choked a dolphin in person I had to… Read More ›
Failed candidate for the South Australian seat of Mayo Georgina Downer has shocked Adelaide Hills shoppers after she threw a tantrum and demanded her Daddy, former Politician Alexander Downer, ‘buy her a goose that lays golden eggs’ and buy it… Read More ›
The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›
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