Michaelia Cash has fired the staffer who alerted the media to AFP raids on the Australian Workers Union stating that her offices were not big enough for the both of them. “I loudly deny that I have a policy of… Read More ›
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Kevin Rudd’s New Book To Come With Free Set Of Steak Knives
Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
NBN, Energy, Economy, North Korea, Drought, Ibises and Kevin Andrews Haircut All Fault Of Previous Labor Government
Malcolm Turnbull has admitted that despite moving in to government more than four years ago, the coalition hasn’t finished unpacking all the boxes and that any issues involving the roll out of the NBN, energy prices, low wages, impending nuclear… Read More ›
“You Can’t Be Defamed By Show That No-one Watches” Says Latham
Mark Latham is confident of winning any defamation actions taken against his self produced chat show “The Outsiders” by citing that the show has no actual viewers. “I “film” the show every week in a colorbond shed in the backyard… Read More ›
Energy Policy To Reduce Tony Abbott Emissions By 50%
Malcolm Turnbull has released his long awaited energy policy, which aims to reduce hostile emissions from Tony Abbott by an average of 50% per year by the end of 2030. “This contains everything I like in a policy, which is… Read More ›
“No Guarantee Next Week Will Be Any Better” Say World’s Men
After a week of less then exemplary behaviour the world’s Men have admitted that they are unlikely to change for the better in the foreseeable future. “This hasn’t been one of our better weeks,” confessed the world’s Men in reference… Read More ›
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