Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›
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Albo Slips The Chinese Premier A Mix Tape Made Especially For Xi Jinping
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has used his brief meeting with Chinese Premier Li to pass him a mixtape that he made especially for Chinese Prime Minister Xi Jinping. It is hoped the tape will mend relations between the two… Read More ›
Bolt Breaks Down In Tears Whilst Singing ”I See Red” At Sky News’ Christmas Karaoke Night
Sky News’ leading racist voice Andrew Bolt has broken down in tears during his rendition of the Split Enz classic, I see red at the niche news network’s Christmas karaoke night. ”It hasn’t been a good year for Andy what… Read More ›
Dutton Calls On Australians To Throw Their Kids Overboard In Honour Of Peter Reith
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Australians to pay tribute to the late Defence Minister Peter Reith’s legacy by throwing their children overboard. ”Peter gave so much to his country and left such an inspirational… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On Australia To Move Away From The Metric System
Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called on the Government to move away from the metric system, claiming that it is confusing for those over the age of 55. ”We’ve given this so called system a chance… Read More ›
Herald Sun Exclusive: Dan Andrews Linked To JFK’s Assassination
The Liberal parties leading propaganda piece The Herald Sun has today alleged that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has links to former American President John F Kennedy’s assassination. The alleged links come despite Premier Andrews having been born in 1972, a… Read More ›
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