Australia’s former Minister for Health/Innovation/Industry/Finance and part-time Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has told colleagues that he will be leaving Parliament to join the YouTube group The Try Guys. ”What a great opportunity it will be for Jen and the girls… Read More ›
Low rating ABC show Q&A hosted by Stan Grant was disappointed this week after the Grand Wizard of the KKK was unavailable to appear on the show. Instead, they had to settle for local bore Alan Jones. ”We were very… Read More ›
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told the producers of ABC’s 4 Corners that he will release their loved ones from captivity the moment he sees the ratings for last night’s show. ”It won’t be too long now… Read More ›
The ABC will tonight air a deep dive into Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton on their flagship A Current Affairs program, 4 Corners. ”Tonight we are hoping to find out what’s really behind the man, who’s allegedly… Read More ›
Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has blamed his terribly low polling results on the rise of the low-carb diet. ”The Australian people don’t know what’s good for them,” declared the Dark Lord. ”They’re all Albo this and… Read More ›
Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›
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