Following news of a collapse in polling amongst female voters, Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has moved quickly to appoint a panel of Andrew Laming, Christian Porter and Barnaby Joyce to advise him on how to relate to women…. Read More ›
G’day Australia it’s old mate ScoMo here, writing to you from lockdown in Kirribilli. After a busy weekend of taking photos and cooking curries with Jen and the Girls I had a bit of time to get around to knocking… Read More ›
NSW Premier and Australia’s ruby standard when it comes to handling the Covid crisis Gladys Berejiklian has demanded that problem gamblers be prioritised for vaccination ASAP. ”We need to get the State up and running and to do that we… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has ordered NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to end the lockdown so that he can get down to Bunnings and take some photos. ”The PM has been cooped up in the Lodge for… Read More ›
The Australian Federal Police (AFP) have been called in to investigate the Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s disappearance after the PM has gone a whole day without posting a photo of himself onto social media. ”We are concerned that the PM… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has asked his colleague little Danny Tehan to get on the blower and have a chat with the local bikie gangs about scoring up a couple of million doses of vaccine. ”In… Read More ›
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