The Federal Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that the PM add Manila to the list of destinations for the Government’s half price flight scheme or else he will quit the Coalition. “The PM needs to start taking… Read More ›
Queensland
Scotty From Marketing Denies That He’s Ever Been To Queensland
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he has never been to Queensland and hopes to one day travel to the State when asked for comment on the LNP’s loss at this weekend’s QLD election. ”I congratulate… Read More ›
Christensen Offers To Quarantine In Manila Before Heading To Canberra For Parliament
The Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has offered to go into quarantine in Manila the capital of the Philippines prior to flying to Canberra for the next sitting of parliament. ”In these pandemic times, everyone has to do what… Read More ›
NRL To Sell Small Team Colour Coffins For Unvaccinated Kiddies
The NRL have announced today a new line of merchandise to be launched to coincide with the restart of the season, small team colour coffins for the unvaccinated children in the family. “We’ve seen a lot of talk about a… Read More ›
Barnaby Very Keen For The Queensland Government’s Plan To Buy A Virgin
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›
Coalition Reverts To Mayan Calendar To Meet 2030 Emission Targets
The Australian government has declared that it is certain to meet all of its obligations to reduce carbon emissions by 2030 after officially adopting the Mayan calendar. “The great cycle of the long count component of the Mayan calendar ended… Read More ›