Controversial 2GB broadcaster Ray Hadley has called for a press conference at 3:30 pm behind the toilet blocks and says that reporters had better be there or else. “I thoroughly deny the allegations of bullying these crybabies have brought against… Read More ›
Viewers of the National Crab Soccer League are being constantly reminded to always use heroin responsibly after the league completed a multi million dollar sponsorship deal with Australia’s largest heroin dealer. “And don’t forget, always shoot up in a responsible… Read More ›
Tony Abbott has taken to Twitter to demand that the NRL replace US rapper Macklemore as the entertainment choice for this Sunday’s Grand Final with a more appropriate act like the Village People. “Sport should not be political. This Macklemore… Read More ›
A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
Australians everywhere are celebrating the win of the Australian rugby team the All Blacks in Twickenham early Sunday morning. “It’s so great that we beat the other team.” Said Sydneysider James Jackson. “Once again we Aussies are the world champions!… Read More ›
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