In the lead up to the launch of the new book by the author of the critically acclimatised novel 50 Shades of Grey, a manuscript of the book has been stolen. The publisher fears the copy may be leaked before… Read More ›
Ryan Crawford
Agenda For Counter Terrorism Summit Includes Bourne Movie Marathon
It’s been revealed that the counter terrorism summit being hosted this week by the Australian Government has set aside approximately ten hours so that the delegates can watch the entire series of Bourne movies. On day two of the summit,… Read More ›
Parliamentary ‘Bless You’ Proposed After Alan Jones Sneeze
Alan Jones has received an official “bless you” response from the Australian parliament after sneezing on air during his radio show earlier this week. The bless you is proposed to be officially read out at an unprecedented joint sitting of… Read More ›
Brandis Diverts $105m from Arts Council; Renovates Office
The federal government has amended the arts budget so that $105 million has been reallocated from the Australia Council to Minister for the Arts George Brandis. The move has been widely condemned by Australia’s artists, but has been very well received by… Read More ›
New Reality TV Show Features Heterosexuals Flaunting Marriage Rights
Channel Nine aired its new reality TV show Marriage At First Sight this week, in which participants marry someone they’ve never met so that people can watch the drama of an arranged marriage unfold. Much like a wealthy man lighting a… Read More ›
Economic Downturn Causes Rise In Beach Homelessness
The latest economic data has highlighted that middle Australia is doing it tougher than ever before. New figures have shown that in the wake of tanking commodity prices, thousands of Australians are in danger of having to sell their beach homes…. Read More ›