One time celebrity chef Pete Evans has called on the Government to bring in an Ivermectin passport to allow he and his fellow anti-vaccers to travel and go about their everyday business and hustles. ”I don’t believe in this so-called… Read More ›
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ScoMo Assures Australia That We Won’t Open Up Till Jen And The Girls Are Fully Vaccinated
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Creepy Mate To Ignore Clive And Stay Friends With Him
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called upon his creepy mate George Christensen to ignore approaches from billionaire shit-stirrer Clive Palmer and stick with the Coalition. ”I know at the moment George feels like the popular girl at school,”… Read More ›
ScoMo To Follow Astra Zeneca And Look To Rebrand The Government
Prime Minister for Sydney Scotty from marketing is tipped to follow the manufacturers of the vaccine Astra Zeneca and rebrand his Government, before the next election. ”Morrison or ScoMo as he likes to be branded has had a good run… Read More ›
Locked Down Sydney Residents Still Unaware Of Existence Of Something Called “Instant Coffee”
Millions of Sydney residents braved lockdown restrictions yesterday to lumber down to their favourite café to pick up a cup of coffee, still blissfully unaware that something called “instant coffee” was invented decades ago. “I’ve had to mill around in… Read More ›
Sydney Lockdown Forces The PM To Recast Jen And The Girls
With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›
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