An inner city office worker has casually asked his colleague if they think we’ve had enough rain yet to shut up the farmers. Before going on to hope for a return of ‘good’ weather before the up coming weekend. “Look… Read More ›
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Sydney Coke Dealer Not Actually That Worried By Welfare Drug Test Plans
In a stunning rebuke to the idea that the Coalition’s proposal of drug testing welfare recipients might reduce use of drugs, a Sydney cocaine dealer The (un)Australian just happened to run into on Saturday night was actually not that worried… Read More ›
Pensioners To Be Tested For Bushells Tea
The government is to introduce mandatory Bushells Tea testing for old age pensioners in an attempt to reduce wear and tear on the public toilet system and to encourage them to spend less time showing off photographs of their grandchildren…. Read More ›
Bolt Apologises To The Liberals After Learning That Gladys Liu Is Not In Fact A Labor Politician
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
Gladys Liu Denies Being Tank Driver At Tienanmen Square
Liberal Party MP Gladys Liu says she “cannot recall” whether or not she was the driver of the tank that was poised to roll over the top of a lone protester in the famous photograph of the Tienanmen Square massacre…. Read More ›
ScoMo Promises That Cashless Welfare Card Will Be Accepted At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has sought to reassure welfare recipients that the new cashless welfare card will be accepted at Engadine Maccas. “As a compassionate conservative I do practice tough love but not so tough as to deprive someone the relief… Read More ›
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